publicshaming:

That’s right! Except you forgot Delaware in between those two! Rhode Island, Delaware and Minnesota, ALL WITHIN ONE MONTH, have passed bills bringing marriage equality to their state. We’re up 12 states now. 12!

And homophobes, seeing that they are losing, are getting louder and louder…

I want to know why men hate the gay men but love the gay women? Double standard, I think so.

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Help me please.

missmurrka:

candybeatz:

missmurrka:

ever wish u could just

What jerk made this

it was me 

expressing my personal feelings about my body

i’ll make sure not to do that next time

clientsfromhell:

I was doing some social media and web design work for a client I knew personally. The password suddenly changed on the web hosting and company email. Then I couldn’t log in to the Facebook page.

Me: Hey, did you take me off the Facebook page as an admin?

Client: Yes.

Me: Why is that?

Yes because free is soooooo expensive.

• ▸Me: I should not have snuggled with my cat.
• ▸Andy: Cactus.
• ▸Me: Cat.
• ▸Andy: Cactus.
• ▸Me: Toby.
• ▸Andy: Yeah cactus.

tyleroakley:

I’m going to try it.

This is what my phone does to swear words at least when I use the talk to text function:
F*** c*** s*** p*** b****
I think it’s really obnoxious at my phone feels like censoring me.

I’m a separate note: ” psycho killer yes case it go to Bor Q es que se really Papa Papa Papa Papa papa I sing in run run run run run run run away hey oh ho ho ho psycho killer yes kiss a.”
thanks phone for f****** that up…

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You are not country boys or girls. Why do I say such things? Lets start out with the fact you were born and raised in the city,and the current fact you still live in the city. Just because you like cameo and country music doesn’t mean you are a country boy or girl. Get the fuck over yourselves. I’m a freak who loves metal, who knows more about the country than you ever will.

I’m watching Archer

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tim-will-destroy-you:

fakerain:

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I still do.

He will always be.